Well ohohohoh no no obligation
Vacation
Tabs run high but we stay pacin'
Sky turns red?
That's champagne chasin'
Sip real slow enjoy the horizon
Chill out
Stay put
Ignore the sirens
Vacation
Pure salvation
Vacation
Vacation
Vacation
Dangers lurkin' but the drinks still flowin'
Stock crash comin' but my chips keep growin'
News too grim? Well just change that station
We ain't hearin' no fears on this paid vacation!
Sunbaked brains deep-fried in denial
Jet ski flex debt climbs by the mile
Credit card maxed? Nah swipe it again
If we sink let's sink in the five-star end!
WiFi's weak? Man that's my concern!
Not the forests lit up like a Vegas turn
Newsfeed burnin' but my phone's on mute
I just want more pics in my birthday suit!
Ohhh ohhh ohhh let the worries wash away
Who cares 'bout the price we pay?
Doomsday clock sayin' time's runnin' out
Bartender pour me another round!
Glaciers melt? That's a bummer my dude
But the beach is fire
Wait literal?
Nah we cool!
Presidents tweetin' like twelve-year-olds
World on fire? Well the tans look gold!
Parachutes sold out? That's tough my friend
But first-class seats 'til we hit the end!
Gotta flex that yacht gotta flaunt that ride
Ocean's risin'? Yo that's free poolside!
If the ship goes down at least we flossin'
Drown in Gucci never in caution!
Ohohohoh no no obligation
Vacation
Tabs run high but we stay pacin'
Sky turns red?
That's champagne chasin'
Sip real slow enjoy the horizon
Chill out
Stay put
Ignore the sirens
Vacation
Pure salvation
Vacation
Wait are we sinking?
Who cares
We worked so hard we earned this break
Ignore the cracks they're all just fake!
Close your eyes it's all okay
Tomorrow's problems? Not today!
They said "Be prepared" but that sounds real bleak
Rather sip champagne than hear Earth shriek!
Polar bears floatin' like poolside fun
But my only fear's gettin' out-tanned by someone!
Why worry when the hotel's floatin'
Just pretend it's a yacht we're promotin'
Need a plan? Yeah let's brainstorm quick
Okay who's got service?
Oh shit
That's it
Ohhh raise your glass don't look down
Ohhhhhhhh
One last round we own this town!
Ohhhhhhhh
Is anyone else still alive?
Ohhhhhhhh
Yeah but the minibar's dry